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Overview
I created this site because I am a college
student, I drink a lot of beer, and all I wanted to do was find out how to make
a beer bong. This is the only site that I know of that has step by step
instructions on how to build you own beer bong. I looked on every search
engine I could, and all I could find were a bunch of sites that had beer bongs
for sale, with no instructions on how to make one yourself. Most of them
were overpriced. You can make your own beer bong with parts you get from
Home Depot, or any other home improvement store you have around for about
$10. Maybe less depending on how much tubing you get or whether you want
to use a valve or not. Or if you are too lazy to go out and buy the stuff
that you need for it, I'll build one for you myself! Anyways, enough
talking, lets get down to building your beer bong! |
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Make your own beer bong
What you will need
1. A pair of plastic tube cutters
(scissors or a razor blade will work fine if you don't have tube cutters laying
around)
2. Some clear plastic tubing
3. A funnel
4. A hairdryer
5. A sprinkler valve (optional)
Step 1 - Cutting the tubing for your beer
bong
Decide how long you want the tubing to
be. This depends on how ambitious you are. If you are just planning
on bonging one or two beers at a time, just for fun, measure out about 3 feet of
tube and cut it. If you think you are a big drinker and you are planning
on bonging a 40 out of this thing, and you know somebody really tall who will
hold it up for you, cut off about 4 feet of tube.
Step 2 - Attaching the funnel to your beer
bong
This is a tough one. Put the end of
the funnel into the tubing and shove it down there as far as you can. Once
it is in there as far as it will go, take out the hairdryer, turn it on hot, and
blow the shit out of the plastic tubing where it is attached to the funnel until
you think it is about melted and it is too hot for you to touch. If you
don't have a valve to put on there, that's it! You're done! If you
really want to make a good quality bong that will spill a minimum of beer, then
go to the next step!
Step 3 - Attach the valve to your beer
bong
Find the open end of your tubing and cut
off about 9 inches. Stick one end of the valve in the long end of the tube
and the other end in the piece you just cut off. Take your hairdryer and
blow the shit out of it again where the valve is connected to the tubing.
After it cools off, you are all done! Time to go test this thing out!
How to bong a beer out of
your beer bong
If you know how to properly
bong a beer, you will become the life of the party. You will be a
legend. Nothing impresses people at a party more than someone who
can drink a beer in under 2 seconds. The secret is to stick your
tongue as far in as you can, and turn the valve. Let the beer
completely flow out of the funnel until you think you are ready.
Release your tongue and the beer will come very fast. You have to
open your throat and let the beer go straight down it into your
stomach. Don't try and drink it out of the bong. You will
spill it all over the place, and everybody will be laughing at your or
pissed at you, especially if it is in their house. Anyways, like I
said before, if you can bong a beer right, everybody will love you.
Buy from us
If you are too lazy to go get the parts
and make your bong, we will make one for you! Just email us at sales@beerbongs.itgo.com
to request your bong. The price is $20.00.
Get a free beer bong
You
can get a free beer bong! Just email us at promos@beerbongs.itgo.com
to find out how.
